#3
The Best of Today:
- Notre Dame-at LaFortune-
Girl: If I don’t get knocked up, I guess I’ll go to law school…
- Deleware-after class-
TA: You know that he doesn’t accept late work.
Girl: I know, but I’m willing to do anything just to get just even like partial credit for it…
TA: Doing ‘anything’ would have meant getting it in on time.
Girl: I know, but I’m willing to do anything NOW to get at least some credit for it…
<pause>
TA: Alright, then…….what exactly is “anything”?
Girl <confused>: Umm, it’s an adverb, right?
- Abbot-leaving class-
Girl 1: Im gonna kill myself!
Girl 2: Don’t do anything you will regret later…
- York U- Central Square-
Girl 1: Come on! Hes totally good looking, why don’t you just get with him?
Girl 2: No, I don’t know, I really don’t like him
Girl 1: Yeah you do. You totally do!
Girl 2: Yeah, I guess I do, but hes available…
Girl 1: Oh yeah, hmmm, well then just wait until hes unavailable!
- Arizona State-outside Chipotle-
Girl 1: I swear to God, college gave me ADHD!
Girl 2: …And Clamydia…
Girl 1: Fuckkkk…
- UMiami-leaving class-
Girl 1: Im not a jersey chaser…they chase me!
Girl 2: Hmm…but you still only fuck guys on the football team, right?
Girl 1: NO! ****** is on the basketball team!
- Vanderbilt- on phone-
Guy: What was I supposed to say? “Sorry for getting you pregnant”?
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