The Best of Today:
- Abbott-after class-
Guy: Sir, may I hand this in after class?
Professor: Nigga please!
- Notre Dame-on campus-
Girl: Why do guys like thongs so much?
Guy: For the same reasons as Sisqo, of course…
- UAlbany-on campus-
Guy: I met her at a bar, so I figure she was at least 15. Oh well…
- UCLA- leaving Pauley Pavilion-
Guy 1: Now that my doctor prescribed me weed, it seems like more of a chore than anything else
Guy 2: That how I felt about Xanax! Before rehab obviously…
- UArizona-outside of Fiji-
Girl 1: I hate it when he cums in my mouth
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Whoever…
- Oregon State-at a party-
Girl 1: Didn’t that guy have clamydia?
Girl 2: Yeah, but he’s on antibiotics…
Girl 1: So when you get it, he’ll just give you some pills?
Girl 2: Wow! That’s cool, I didn’t even think of it that way…
- UNLV- cafeteria-
Guy 1: I think I banged a hooker
Guy 2: Wait, you think you banged? Or you think she was a hooker?
Guy 1: Not sure, I blacked out…
- Notre Dame-leaving class-
Guy 1: That test was really hard
Guy 2: Yeah, I had a hard time reading what the Asian chick in front of me was writing
Guy 1: Word…
- Cornell- on campus-
Guy 1: You smell that?
Guy 2: Smells like pussy!
Guy 1: Um…It smells like shit…
Guy 2: Yeah, I haven’t gotten laid in a while…
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We’ve been getting a ton of emails asking us to post ridiculous pictures you guys have run across. Unfortunately, haven’t seen any real winners, but keep em coming!